(COmputer HumoR)
Just ’cause I’m retired means I lost my sense of humor? Some things never change!
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just ransomware.
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What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.
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My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…
I told him it’s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.
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My mom said that if I don’t get off my computer and do my homework, she’s gonna slam my head on the keyboard.
But I don’t she wilkhhkxkhdkhhskhd
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My Boss calls me ‘the computer’
Nothing to do with my intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
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My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”
He considered this for a moment and replied: “When Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.”
Have some good ones? (Clean please, kids might read this page).