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(CO<\/strong>mputer H<\/strong>umoR<\/strong>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just ’cause I’m retired means I lost my sense of humor? Some things never change!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I think they just ransomware.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What’s the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One is disgusted by rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by lack of RAM.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My grandad asked me how to print on his computer…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I told him it\u2019s Ctrl-P. He says he hasn\u2019t been able to do that for ages.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My mom said that if I don’t get off my computer and do my homework, she’s gonna slam my head on the keyboard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I don\u2019t she wilkhhkxkhdkhhskhd<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My Boss calls me \u2018the computer\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nothing to do with my intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I said, “Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He considered this for a moment and replied: \u201cWhen Abe Lincoln was your age he was The President of the United States.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Have some good ones? (Clean please, kids might read this page). <\/p>\n\n\n